TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

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TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

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kusanagi "mom" izumo ❚ k

[blackmails]

→ a) pleasure gate -- some bar of his okay let's pretend

[While his bar isn't open yet, the front door is unlocked and anyone can come in. Are you a friend? A pretty lady? Someone he might know? Or a complete stranger? Either way, if your character enters the door, they'll be greeted by a smoking bartender with the coolest purple glasses ever.]

→ b) pleasure gate -- some bar of his because he likes being near his bar leave him alone

[Nothing out of the ordinary here! He's looking calm, collected and making some drinks for various customers. Is your character getting a little too rowdy? Too drunk? Getting into a fight? Whatever it is, you're making a mess out of his new, shiny place and the love of his life. He's going to grab the back of their shirt, lifting them up off the ground. It's clear by his voice he's serious and not happy at all. He doesn't care if you're a little brat or a huge dude bigger than him.]

I'll say this once, just so ya know, but this bar is worth more than your life. [he lets go, but his body language and tone are still defensive.] So get on yer knees and ask for an apology, and just maybe my bar will be merciful enough to forgive ya.

[ BE NICE TO HIS BAR-CHAN!! (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \) ]

→ c) shopping gate -- various stores

[He has a few bags full of things as he's trying to find just the right things for his new bar. He might be looking at some exotic, rare types of liquor right next to your character. Or maybe he's just taking a little smoke break outside the store. Maybe he's even looking like a weirdo and examining some furniture to see if it'll go with his new bar. Just feel free to say hello or watch him in the distance.]

→ d) all over -- IT'S TIME FOR TEXTING

[HE IS GLAD THAT HE CAN FINALLY OPEN A PLACE OF HIS OWN HERE!! So that means it's time to spam. Everyone will receive a text about his new bar opening up.]

The time has arrived! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Bar Homra has opened a branch in Holly Height's pleasure gate! To celebrate our grand opening, all customers will receive their first drink free of charge. Those who are underage or don't drink, virgin drinks will be made along with tasty desserts and authentic pub fare! A special musical performance will be provided by a very special guest, so make sure to invite your friends and bring your manners along with you!

DATE: 8/10
START: 8PM
END: 10PM / 2AM

d, also omg yessssssssss gangsta mom

[sympathy]

What kind of desserts? I didn't know someone was opening another bar here.

[blackmails]

Interested in desserts are we? Many different types. Most are Japanese desserts with western accents to make them even tastier. If you have a suggestion for desserts, I can see what I can do.

[sympathy]

I work at the Honeybee Bakery and Cafe which has all these really cute desserts, so I thought, "Maybe mister makes cute desserts too"! (=^-ω-^=)

Do you make crepes, mister?

[blackmails]

I've seen that bakery. It's quite a cute place that looks like it has good desserts. I can't say my desserts are as cute, but they're tasty.

I can, and if not me, I have a friend who can. Right now we don't have it on the menu, but if we have the ingredients and time, loyal customers can special order something like that.

[sympathy]

Oooh, you do? And it's okay, I can always visit right? （＾ｖ＾）

a

[rollin]

[ Yata looks suspiciously shifty as he enters the bar and presses his back against the door he closes shut behind him. His breathing is heavy, as if he was running earlier. ]

You see 'em pass by here, Kusanagi-san?

[ He peeks through one of the windows, careful not to expose himself. It's dangerous out there! ]

[blackmails]

[He's polishing up some glassware when Yata enters. He thinks it might be an actual customer but it's him.]

Yata-chan, I've told ya to use the back door. [He puts the glass down, raising an eyebrow at the question.] Who? Don't go bringing in trouble into my bar. Hide somewhere else where you can fight and break things.

[rollin]

I can't fight 'em! That's why I'm hiding!

[ Yata, not fighting? Isn't that strange? Well, he hasn't even so much as faced Izumo since he came in, so it must be bad, right? (No.) ]

Looks like she ain't here yet...

[blackmails]

Can't fight 'em? [Now something really up because this boy is alway starting fights.

He's about to ask why, but did he hear that correctly? He could have sword he said she.]

She? Yata-chan, did ya go upsetting a woman? Should pick up some tips and manners from me.

[rollin]

I... I didn't! [ Like hell he'd upset a lady! ] It's, somethin'. I dunno what went on, either. They just started going on about putting me in their pockets and shit.

[ Ah. They're coming this way. ]

—fuck. [ Time to leave the window and face Izumo. Look at him, he looks so desperate. ] Kusanagi-san, you gotta hide me!

b, because somebody had to ruin it

[shortcut]

What'd you just --

[ um, show a little respect, nobody picks up an alchemist, okay. twisting his red coat tight around him, edward elric llllllllllooks at the bar.

and looks at the interruption's face. ]

Is that what they told you at the auction? I've seen better-looking pieces of wood. In a lumberpile.

[




so yeah. ]

[blackmails]

Ya wouldn't know fine craftsmanship from plank wood! The authenticity, the gloss and shine this bar has... now get on yer knees and beg before I kick yer ass out! 'sound as cultured as a schoolboy picking out candies.

d is for douche

[scepterho]

I'll pass.

[ this sent after a major eye roll because you obviously sent this to the entire holly heights contact list indiscriminately, kusanagi-san

why else would he have received this ]

[blackmails]

[Well he's not expecting a text back from this person.]

It's your decision. You'll missing out on tasty treats.

i was about to reply to the kobato thread then i realized i'm logged in as seri

[lieutenancy]

[ open you say? fine, she's been walking all over town to make heads or tails on this place. it's... too peaceful and it's sending lots of warning signs in her head. but when she passes a very familiar looking bar, she decides to investigate and enter said bar, boots making a sound on the floor. ]

To think you'd put up this place even here.

whoops what a tragedy for me....

[blackmails]

[He knows that sound, and he keeps polishing a glass he's been working on.]

We all need a sense familiarity in a new place. [He then puts the glass down, looking at her.] We're not open yet, but that never stopped you before.

sorry for seri (except not really)

[lieutenancy]

No, it definitely hasn't.

[ she's looking around the place—it's so uncannily like the one back in Shizume, it makes her wonder if whoever was this landlord person was, did he have to bring Bar HOMRA too? ]

Have you been here long?

apologies never needed for pretty ladies

[blackmails]

The usual? Or maybe since we're in a new place, something new. [Yet he has a feeling it won't be something new.]

Long enough to get my heels in here, make this place here. You?

A!

[warmest]

[ holly heights is a home away from home and sure enough the house at 1410 did become a place where Mikoto (and often times the rest of HOMRA) would hang out at-- or in Mikoto's case, nap at. but none of that means that the bar -- and it's owner -- is safe from his company. which means neither is Izumo safe from his "sunny" disposition, when Mikoto takes a seat by the bar (like he owns this spot-- it really is his spot) and...

say nothing.

for a long moment.

then: ]

... got food?

[ his stomach is not yet complaining too loudly, but Mikoto's rubbing it with a flat palm. ]

[blackmails]

[Wow, what a fine piece of furniture called Mikoto. He'll finish up polishing these glasses, knowing the other will eventually speak in time. If not, he'd initiate the conversation if needed.

Hunger seems to be the starting point of the topic today.]

There's some leftover omurice in the fridge. [Does mom have to get that for you too.]

[warmest]

[ tall and skinny, almost blending in piece of furniture! in some ways and to the more frequently visiting patrons Mikoto might really be just a part of the scenery. right here, or on the couch. but anyway--

chin on his hand, Mikoto takes the information in and... does it look like he's gonna move? naw, not immediately. he only looks in the general direction of the fridge as if looking will get the food out of it and onto a plate and in front of him. a sigh with a grumbly hum, and he does actually get off his ass and approach.

look at what you're making him do, Izumo. ]

[blackmails]

Staring doesn't make a fridge move. [MOVING IS SO... HARD... FORGIVE HIM...

But he'll be nice enough to pour him a glass of tomato juice and get out a bottle of ketchup for him. He places them on the bar's counter.] There's some pudding if ya want a dessert to go along with it. [Kids meal for Mikoto forever. Sadly no toy included in this one.]

A???? Also I destroy this bar in the name of Yana.

[wyrmsbane]

[ For some reason, probably because Yata ends up here often, Nowi is napping inside the bar, on one of the couches to the side. She's a small thing, so that's not too terribad, but she can't sleep well without holding onto her dragonstone -- the one she's just got back.

...on a scale of 1-10, how much can a bar be destroyed if a little girl suddenly becomes a dragon and breathes out tiny puffs of flames? ]

DIES!!!

[blackmails]

[He's fine with Yata's not!wife sleeping here and hey, she's part of their family-gangster-thing now, so. He's in the back when he hears an extremely loud boom, bang, just SOUNDS HE NEVER WANTS TO HEAR COMING FROM/NEAR/AROUND HIS BAR.

He runs, seeing what happened... he can't even.

No. How did this...

This much destruction? The only person who could cause this damage that quickly is Mikoto, but he's not here.] Whoever the fuck did this, show yourself! I'm going to f-[Then when some the dust starts to settle, he sees... a dragon.

A dragon in his bar.

He's had a horse, but a dragon.

What the Hell.

He cannot handle this shit. Someone hold his earrings cigarettes or something. He goes over, kicking that dragon. WHO CARES IF IT'S A DRAGON BAR-CHAN GOT HURT.] Get up!!