[the blow lands clean and solid in the worst place imaginable he was distracted by his phone thank you very much now he's curling up in a ball and wondering if he's about to puke oh god oh god jaegarbombs why wHY]
Hggk, bastard -- !
[and then he attacks Nic's ankle, clinging on like a rabid dog]
action THIS IS A MEME WE DO WHAT WE WANT
Hggk, bastard -- !
[and then he attacks Nic's ankle, clinging on like a rabid dog]