LIZ, I... CAN'T MATCH WHAT YOU WROTE FOR ME, BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY GLORIOUS BOWEL REFERENCES, BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST.
YOU ARE THE PARASITES THAT MAKE ME FLUFFER, AND YOU MAKE ALL THE SBD'S SMELL LIKE ROSES. MAY THE FLATULENTS BE AT YOUR BACK AND THE SUN BE OVERHEAD. YOU'RE THE SMOOTHEST POOP, THERE'S NONE OF THAT BUM-SCRAPING, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS SO REFRESHING AND HILARIOUS AND LOVELY. MAY YOUR TOILET PAPER NEVER RUN OUT, AND MAY YOU STAY THIS CLASSY ALWAYS AND FOREVER. DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KONDO, I'LL BE HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY OKAY, HE'S PERFECT, THAT IS ALL.
let's get a bunch of shits together and watch a scary movie one time.
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YOU ARE THE PARASITES THAT MAKE ME FLUFFER, AND YOU MAKE ALL THE SBD'S SMELL LIKE ROSES. MAY THE FLATULENTS BE AT YOUR BACK AND THE SUN BE OVERHEAD. YOU'RE THE SMOOTHEST POOP, THERE'S NONE OF THAT BUM-SCRAPING, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS SO REFRESHING AND HILARIOUS AND LOVELY. MAY YOUR TOILET PAPER NEVER RUN OUT, AND MAY YOU STAY THIS CLASSY ALWAYS AND FOREVER. DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KONDO, I'LL BE HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY OKAY, HE'S PERFECT, THAT IS ALL.
let's get a bunch of shits together and watch a scary movie one time.