dickering: (ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ?)
ʙᴀʀᴏǫᴜᴇʜᴇᴀᴛ. ♥ ([personal profile] dickering) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty 2013-07-30 03:20 am (UTC)

BANI'S DICK IS OFF LIMITS FOR CONVERSATION, YOU CROSSED THAT LINE

What, you won't have a royal memorial built for me in the back of your yard?! "Here lies Hi-tan, the most handsome guy in the world: he loved saggy tits as much as he hated saggy balls."

[ it's grossly domestic here, with the town's white-picket-fences and cars for each 'family', but hi-tan doesn't mind it too much-- maybe branowen would be happy for him. he kinda misses her.

another swing of the held hand.
]

And no way, you're gonna use my bloated corpse to float back to land.

[ he says so just to aggravate her, what a dick!!!! ]

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