slushfund: dead lungs command it (sᴛɪᴄᴋs ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴏɴᴇs ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴍʏ ʙᴏɴᴇs)
𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈, 蛭魔妖一 ([personal profile] slushfund) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty 2013-08-05 12:53 am (UTC)

it's national ojisan bullying month

You need to sweat the spores out.

[ Don't panic, stay with him here, this is where it gets tricky. ]

The salt that excretes with the sweat from your pores pushes the spores out and they are neutralized in a chemical reaction with the nitrogen in the air!

[ What. ]

I've got just the thing — it's a hot day, yeah? If you help me carry these groceries to my house, I'm sure they'll be gone!

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