[ some time around noon, the shops are abuzz with people stopping by for lunch. it's the best time to advertise, when people have no other choice but to be around. there, in the center of the food court, ami stands decked in a cute maid outfit that is most demeaning and unnecessary, but she rocks it like the model she is. ]

Everyone~! [ her voice is high-pitched and girly, the perfect cutesy-cutesy tone to draw attention in from near and far. she is waving one hand around excitedly, the other holding up a small plate of what look to be pigs-in-a-blanket... ]

Don't forget to try out Earnest Bert's new pigs-in-a-blanket special~! They're Kawashima Ami-chan's absolute favorite! All my model friends swear by them~ You can eat two or four or six and not worry about a single pound~!

[ ...where it matters, anyway. this filth will go straight to your gut!

her smile is wide and her tone is sugary sweet, but inside she's seething. does she seriously have to go through five more hours of this?! ]