So this is that kind of development... you become the hapless victim, while I get characterized as the creepy pervert stalker with a maid fetish!

[ except no one said anything about fetishes, zenkichi... ]

You might be able to fool others, but my eyes won't be decei-hey, wait a second, sir...? [ he takes a step backward a bit defensively as the customer just glowers at him, clearly not paying attention to what he's saying. ] Look, this is clearly just a misunderstanding. She's using you...!

Hey, you over there, stop hiding and say something!