[pffft, riling up the npcs is as useful as anything else in this city...which translates to IT ISN'T. They usually just stare eerily.]

Ah, the Landlord likes to keep things simple. You could probably tell, it applies to all of Holly Heights. [He pulls an apple of his own from the bag and bites into it.]

Ehs ah liddle creepy! [Chew chew chew.]