[ is....... is that the mailman?? that's not the mailman... is it?? come to think of it, he's never seen the mailman before. he hops the backyard fence and strolls over, trying to decide if it's normal for mailmen to have pompadours. i mean, don't they wear uniforms?? and have... bags? with mail in it? maybe the book is the mail??
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highly questionable. only one way to find out. ]
Are you the mailman?
[ straight and to the point. ]