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I'm afraid not, but for a gentleman to leave a despairing lady unattended on the streets is absolutely ignominious. [Deftly, he pulls a clean and folded handkerchief from one of his pockets and offers it to her. He has, like, seven of these. Just for when he meets a cute, upset female.]

For your eyes. You say that your brother has gone missing?