Phoenix is going to do all his dares simply because he can so let's get some volunteers up in here.

→ Put on your bathrobe and run around the block. Honestly, it's no better or worse than his hobo outfit.
→ Throw a cream pie in someone's face. He will do this quite happily he just needs people to do it to.
→ Send a random insult to three different strangers on the contact list. I'll do an open post for this but if there's anybody who wants to volunteer specifically, then by all means, go ahead.
→ Wear lipstick (if you're a man) or a mustache (if you're a woman) for three days. He needs to find ~*~*~*his shade*~*~*~ and then he's game.
→ Get someone to write something on your face and tell them not to tell you what it is. Somebody please write rude things on his face, I'm begging you.
→ Kiss a person you know's shoes while they're wearing them. God, the things he'll do for victory.

So I'll probably do an open log for these and thread out whichever ones people want to thread out, but I'd love some volunteers and plotting!