[Kondo once again counts his chickens or cocks before they hatch, he's feeling pretty good about diffusing the situation and securing his spot as Top Gorilla Idiot Gross Dick Stripperish Dick and he even allows himself a triumphant smile until this dick starts to take off the jacket. Slowly.]
It fits just fine! You're clearly taking it off really slowly! I CAN SEE YOU PULLING IT OFF, IT'S NOT GRAVITY'S NATURAL PULL, IT'S JUST REALLY SMOOTH! Was your sensei a snail!?
[Can snails get licences for that sort of thing? Where do they put the money? In mini thongs?? There's just so much he doesn't know. But whatever, what EVER he can do that too! So he puts his hand up his loose under shirt and slowly...so slowly...begins to pull it up over the expanse of his abs with this 'job well done' smirk on his face]
Let's try this one. I'm sure it'll fit your tiny non barrel chest.
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until this dick starts to take off the jacket. Slowly.]
It fits just fine! You're clearly taking it off really slowly! I CAN SEE YOU PULLING IT OFF, IT'S NOT GRAVITY'S NATURAL PULL, IT'S JUST REALLY SMOOTH! Was your sensei a snail!?
[Can snails get licences for that sort of thing? Where do they put the money? In mini thongs?? There's just so much he doesn't know. But whatever, what EVER he can do that too! So he puts his hand up his loose under shirt and slowly...so slowly...begins to pull it up over the expanse of his abs with this 'job well done' smirk on his face]
Let's try this one. I'm sure it'll fit your tiny non barrel chest.