[ there are few things gumshoe takes seriously in this world, and believe it or not, his JOB is one of them. amazing.
that's why, today, he looks thoughtfully sad. ] You know, I've heard of places with low crime rates... but never a place with no crimes at all. How am I gonna do my job in a place like this, pal?! [ oh, and now he's yelling. ] This might be the biggest crime of all - depriving me of my paycheck!
b. park;
[ have you ever seen an old lady sitting on a bench in the park feeding the birds?
... that's gumshoe. except he's not an old lady, though he very well could be. but more and more birds are gradually hoarding around him, until there is a GIANT SEA OF BIRDS in the area.
and predictably so, they start to swarm around him (and maybe anybody else around?). and predictably so, he starts to panic. ]
H-Hey! Hands off, pal! Claws off! Whatever you've got, get them off of my face!
...
I didn't think I'd die so young, a blooming 32... [ it seems he's given up, and just lets them scratch him while he sits there wallowing in self-pity. ]
dick gumshoe | ace attorney
[ there are few things gumshoe takes seriously in this world, and believe it or not, his JOB is one of them. amazing.
that's why, today, he looks thoughtfully sad. ] You know, I've heard of places with low crime rates... but never a place with no crimes at all. How am I gonna do my job in a place like this, pal?! [ oh, and now he's yelling. ] This might be the biggest crime of all - depriving me of my paycheck!
b. park;
[ have you ever seen an old lady sitting on a bench in the park feeding the birds?
... that's gumshoe. except he's not an old lady, though he very well could be. but more and more birds are gradually hoarding around him, until there is a GIANT SEA OF BIRDS in the area.
and predictably so, they start to swarm around him (and maybe anybody else around?). and predictably so, he starts to panic. ]
H-Hey! Hands off, pal! Claws off! Whatever you've got, get them off of my face!
...
I didn't think I'd die so young, a blooming 32... [ it seems he's given up, and just lets them scratch him while he sits there wallowing in self-pity. ]