[ Did this man just... snarl... Okay, taking that back. Not a stubborn idiot. He's a... lunatic, maybe? She's not really sure where on the weird spectrum that this bro falls. ]

Rules are rules and I am meant to abide by them just as you are. You are more than welcome to sit on your own roof, but this is not yours.

[ Well, looks like it's her move. She inches forward and fine. She'll play the villain, grabbing his wrist before jerking him in her direction. ]

I don't know what your problem is. It's obvious you're only doing this to be contrary, but is getting your way worth spending the night in a jail cell?