[Jessica's walking down one of the streets, confused as hell. For one thing, how is she out in the sunlight? For another, why does she need to pee? She's been a vampire for a few years now so suddenly being human in a strange new place is throwing her off in a lot of different ways. ]

Bill? Eric? Jason? [She pauses, and then adds a few ore names.] Pam? Sookie. I swear Sookie, if this some of your fairy crap goin' on I'm gonna be real pissed.