There isn't anything I need to tell you that I haven't already before, and doing it because someone tells me to feels stupid. If you need to know how I feel about you by this point then you're a really big idiot and I don't know why I put up with you so much. This is hardly satisfying for me so I'm not sure what you're supposed to get out of it.

But if there's anything I haven't said yet then it's that I love you. That's it.

...is that thirty seconds?