[D’s not even sure why he’s doing this ridiculous thing but he approaches with a scowl, holding a plate with a gourmet veggie burger. Setting it down on the nearest surface, he picks up the sandwich, long nails digging into the bun like claws and taking a much larger bite than the delicate little ones he usually does. This continues, the burger looking more and more like a pincushion as he makes his way through it.]
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