[ You may be approached on the street by a shady looking guy a handsome teenager with eye-catching brows (get it?). You may then find yourself subjected to any of the following queries: ]

[ a ] Yo. Have you been to the zoo lately?

[ b ] What'd you dress up as for Halloween? Wait, has Halloween happened yet here?

[ c ] Have you seen a tortoise? He's like, so big- [ He indicates with his hands. ] and looks kinda like Jackie Chan. He may've been walking away from a buncha lady tortoises. Y'know, like, quickly for a tortoise.

[ Saints preserve you if you choose to engage this Weirdo. Alternatively, if you already know this Weirdo: ]

[ d ] Has my dad showed up again? I'm starting to think the landlord's being unfaithful.