Whenever he gets back from sailing or cruising or whatever, I'm totally gonna meet him. [ Italy's unbiased opinion on someone's looks is a much appreciated thing, you know. ]

Wait, back up. He kissed my sister? [ Processing.

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Processing. ] Weird.

[ More processing. ] But wow, he really did that stuff? I'm kinda impressed- good for him. You should totally tell him I said so. And that he should ask you out, 'cause that's the thing to do.