Totally not me. But like, there's some messed up people out there. [ Ah. In this world, the apocalypse has happened, right? ]

Why's that? [ He can't see a problem with calling in the middle of the night. ]

Yeah, I'd assume so. [ ??????? Yes, Hong Kong, frying pans hurt you when you're hit with them. And who would have a reason? (Except Vietnam, sorry, bro. He spilled the beans about the kissing episode.) ]

I'm gonna blush, so you should pretend you don't see it, okay?