meme || under the mistletoe

[kisumibaby]

MISTLETOE MEME

Ah, the shameless (shameful?) classic. Happy holidays, Holly Heights.



How it works:
➜ Your character is going about their business when suddenly... oop, mistletoe.
➜ Double oop, someone else walked under at the same time.
➜ Maybe this is usual mistletoe and they can just joke about it and awkwardly shuffle off.
➜ Oooooor maybe it's cursed mistletoe and they can't leave until they kiss each other.
➜ Good luck with that!

copypasta'd from our wonderful ante!

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[symphonise]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[pickoffs]

[ one minute he's sniping at bickering with having a nice chat with nonon, the next he's slamming into an invisible wall. ] What the--

[ nothing in front of him that he can see, nothing to the side, nothing but... ] Ah.

[ he looks down (and down some more). ] Does this happen every Christmas, or are we special?

beautiful

[symphonise]

[ She snickers when he runs into nothing. The benefit of having shorter legs is that other people tend to walk into things first, so her dignity stays intact.

Keep making those short jokes, and she'll embarrass him even more. She can tell even in flavor text... somehow. ]

Mistletoe is a Christmas tradition, but didn't we already declare how special we are?

[ Completely ignores how he probably means the invisible wall part. ]

Are you shy?

[feeline]

[well this is awkward]

Is Nonon-san gonna take Rin's second kiss—?!

[symphonise]

[ It's only awkward for Rin. Nonon smiles like a cat that caught the canary (how the tables turn). ]

Only if you want me to. I'm not so crass as to force myself onto people.

[ But her tone says why wouldn't Rin want a kiss from someone as cute as Nonon? ]

[feeline]

But— but I wanted to save it for someone special-! [implying Nonon isn't special

no offense, tho.]

[symphonise]

[ It's a good thing Nonon's ego is huge enough that she doesn't take it for the slight it is or could be. She arches an eyebrow, and how judgmental she is radiates. ]

So walk away from me. If you can't, kiss me on the hand.

[feeline]

[eggcellent, she turns around... and promptly hits an invisible wall of sorts. well, that's sure convenient. she sheepishly looks back to Nonon.]

I think the mistletoe means serious business...! G-Gimme your hand!!

[symphonise]

[ As expected. Nonon holds out her hand like the dainty lady she isn't. ]

Don't slobber all over my hand, or you'll regret it.

[feeline]

Rin never slobbers, okay! [she takes Nonon's hand and

licks it. just for that slobber comment tbh.]

[gotnaked]

[ Looks up. ]

No fuckin' way.

[ Annnnnd walking away... until she conks her head on the invisible wall surrounding them. Now she's got a bruised ego and a bruised forehead. ]

Dammit, lemme outta here!

[symphonise]

[ Nonon isn't any more pleased than Ryuko. She looks at the mistletoe and then looks away. ]

Ugh. Could this be any worse? Let's just get it over with.

[gotnaked]

[ While rubbing furiously at her head: ]

In a rush, huh? Well you can kiss my ass anytime! [ Regret in 5... 4... 3... ]

[symphonise]

[ Say goodbye to your eardrums, Ryuko. ]

WHAT WAS THAT?! Do you want to try saying that again?!

[ She bares her teeth. ]

[gotnaked]

[ See, she's used to yelling with Satsuki, except Satsuki's voice isn't murder on her ears. But does she learn her lesson? Nah. ]

I said you can kiss my ass! I'll stay here all day if I gotta.

[symphonise]

I don't want to be stuck with you, you idiot! I'll fucking kick your ass!

[littleredbean]

[Look at this wonderful opportunity to get his ass kicked more kiss a really cute girl!]

I dunno if you know this, but you're trapped until you get a kiss.

[Grin grin grin~]

[symphonise]

[ It's fine. She's used to being admired this way. She holds out a hand. ]

That's all you get. If you try for more, I'll flip you.

[littleredbean]

[Whooooa!]

H-haha... yeah, okay, I'll take it!

[And he does. He takes her hand.

And promptly drops to one knee.

And kisses it as delicately as he can! Hehehe. What a gentleman he is.]

[splasher]

Okay, but, I might hurt my back?

[guess who's trying to make the most of the situation while being a piece of shit about it]

[symphonise]

Oh, my, you're being awfully daring. Be careful, or I'll break your back.

[ Two pieces of shit don't make anything better. ]

[splasher]

Please don't do that... I'm sorry...

[immediately falling back]

[ahhhh]

This isn't so bad?

[symphonise]

[ She grins. ]

You almost surprised me, Fwoofy. You should try pushing me a little more sometime.

[ She taps her cheek. ]

Come hurt your back.

[splasher]

[a kiss on the cheek; it's fine. he's not embarrassed or anything because this happens to be a good friend of his, and he really, really cares about nonon--]

[this should be normal. maybe.]

[leaning down, he presses a kiss to her cheek--where tapped, just about putting his hands over her arms to centre himself.]

[symphonise]

[ It's totally fine. It's completely normal. You know what else is totally fine and normal? As Makoto pulls away, Nonon turns and snipes a kiss onto his cheek in return.

Her smile is wide and cheeky.

There's absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. ]