That's understandable. I do look rather squeaky clean, don't I? Anyways, I swore up and down to my friend that I'd never get into ABBA; not in another millennia! He wasn't persistent about it in the first place, though, so he let it go. Okay, here's my secret: I went to see ABBA in concert once... and enjoyed it!

[Crickets.] ...Ah, sorry. That wasn't a very juicy secret, was it.