by request...!

[castofthought]

THE DATE AUCTION MEME RISES

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now's your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves, friends can sign them up for the auction, or they are just magically put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4)Fill this out:
<user name="USERNAME"> <i>Brief description of their appeal goes here.</i> <b>Starting bid:</b>

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday August 11th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!
Taken from bakerstreet

Comments

This can only end in tears.

[recognizeme]

Eh?! You're still going?!

$7.00!

for Sealand

[bauhinia]

Sure I am. $7.50.

That's probably the truth.

[recognizeme]

$7.75!

sorry, Sealand, he's on a mission here

[bauhinia]

$8.00.

So is Sea!

[recognizeme]

$8.25!

more power to you, Sealand!

[bauhinia]

$9.00.

Sob.

[recognizeme]

$10.00!

really we're lucky it's just the two of us (watch that'll jinx it)

[bauhinia]

$11.00. You should give up, yeah?

Yep. We're going to get jinxed now.

[recognizeme]

$12.00! Sea can't give up!

Nordic wrath will descend on us

[bauhinia]

$13.00. Hey, I can't exactly give up either, y'know.

Sounds like a good time to me.

[recognizeme]

$14.00! Why can't you give up?

wow, you're brave

[bauhinia]

$15.00. And I could totally ask you the same thing, bro.

[recognizeme]

$16.00! Because Sea is similar to him!

[bauhinia]

$20.00. Oh, that's why you wanna go on a date with him?

[recognizeme]

$20.50! Uh-huh! Sea wants to be better friends.

[bauhinia]

$21.00. Yeah, me too. But it's hard, right? [ Because Ice is so tsun.... ]

[recognizeme]

$22! Yeah...But Sea can't lose!

[bauhinia]

$23.00. We could totally be here awhile then.

[recognizeme]

$30!! [Sea is impressed with himself.]

[bauhinia]

$31.00. You're pushing me pretty hard here, yeah? Let's negotiate a little. [ Don't take the bait, Sealand. He's a vicious barterer. ]

[recognizeme]

$32! How do you want to negotiate?

[bauhinia]

$32.50. I dunno, say, you let me take him out and I'll take you out.

[recognizeme]

...You want to take Sea out? Out where?

[bauhinia]

Where d'you wanna go? [ Oh, is he considering it? ]

[recognizeme]

[It sure seems like it!] I don't know. Somewhere fun!