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THE DATE AUCTION MEME RISES

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now's your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!

1) Participants can either auction themselves, friends can sign them up for the auction, or they are just magically put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4)Fill this out:

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Saturday August 11th, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!
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I'm going to get my money's worth one way or another.

You're just wasting your money. I'm not going out with you or anyone else for that matter.

It's just dinner. I'll be good.

You can spend your dinner with someone else. Someone who would enjoy your company.

You have no say in this. Deal with it.

I am not going, Hiling.

It's rude to stand a girl up on her first date.

I did not asked you out.

I bought you, so you owe me a date.

I'm not for sale. I don't care who put this up, I've never agreed to it and thus this deal is invalid.

I guess it's just too bad if you don't agree to it.

Fine. Go and have your dinner.

[Hiling can eat her dinner all alone for all he cares.]

Why is it such a big deal?

I don't like being forced into things.

Think of it as a favor. It would mean a lot to me.

You are not supposed to force people into giving you favor.

You're not?

Of course not. Who teach you this anyway?

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