TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[thymesia]

are you avoiding teh subject

[inaudibly]

which
the funnel or you drunkenly coming on to me

[thymesia]

yes

I'm going to regret this tag I'm sure

[inaudibly]

you cant have sex with me because neither of us would be willing to be on the bottom

YES YOU ARE 1/2

[thymesia]

[thymesia]

handjob ?

firmly drives this thread off the heterosexual cliff

[inaudibly]

are you requesting or offering

i don't think it was ever on top badum tshh

[thymesia]

yes

I see we have a fujoshi in the audience tonight

[inaudibly]

im not touching your dick

lbr one of those is always around 1/2

[thymesia]

come on you scratch my back i scratch yours

jk 2/3

[thymesia]

*d ick

whats the sexiest verb for jacking off

[thymesia]

* pump ?

[inaudibly]

[HE NEEDS TO REVERSE THE FLOW OF THIS CONVERSATION OH MY GOD]

no
besides since when do you swing that way

[thymesia]

i dont !
im just doing a favor for a bro because

youre my best bro
& i want you to be happy

[inaudibly]

[This would be more meaningful if he wasn't 99% sure Worick was very drunk right now.]

that so

well you know where to find me

[thymesia]

i cant move
my dicks hard and i cant mvoe help

Jade why are we allowed to rp

[inaudibly]

well how the hell were you planning on jerking me off if you cant ven move

because they accept horrible people like us

[thymesia]

my arms are ok its just my feet
im laying out on the grass it feels so good come 2 me

they should have reconsidered

[inaudibly]

by grass do you mean your front lawn or somewhere else like the park

[thymesia]

lawn
there are fireworks

ill give ua handjob under the fireowrks

[inaudibly]

sounds more like youre trying to romance me than help me when yous ay things like that

[He's coming anyway, because if he doesn't move Worick off the lawn he'll get doused by the sprinklers in the morning. Which, while hilarious, would just give him another thing to whine about on top of his hangover.]

[thymesia]

baby i know what you like

[LITERALLY JUST]

[LAYING ON THE GROUND]

[ON HIS LAWN]

[inaudibly]

youre confusing me with your customers again

[ARE THERE EVEN FIREWORKS AT ALL

NIC IS PRETTY SURE HE EITHER MADE THAT UP OR IS IMAGINING THINGS.]

[thymesia]

[THERE ARE DEFINITELY FIREWORKS and an exploded beer bottle in the driveway luckily the fireworks are being handled by drunken other people, as Worick has claimed the grass]

lol sorry habit
do you have a petname you would like me ot use while i yoink your toink

[inaudibly]

[The fact that they are still being handled by drunk people doesn't make it much better tbh.]

do you mean for me or my dick