slushfund: dead lungs command it (Default)
𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈, 蛭魔妖一 ([personal profile] slushfund) wrote in [community profile] cocktailparty2013-05-30 10:54 pm
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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT





What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.
healinguilt: (Run through your town)

oh no not this meme...

[personal profile] healinguilt 2013-05-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
i already examined your penis at the clinic today.

stop sending me photos of it. it looks fine.
bundai: (3.)

barnaby brooks jr. | t&b | 1/2

[personal profile] bundai 2013-05-31 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
i loss my glasses and i'm use of voice dictating

kolacky did you tack my glasses

koala

kopecks

kotowers
inaudibly: (凸ಠ益ಠ))

[personal profile] inaudibly 2013-05-31 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Nico doesn't drink so please send him all of your drunk texts]
fateofyears: (this way)

[personal profile] fateofyears 2013-05-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
fortuunatly, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 ya girls.

[ .../always gives the worst texts. ]

Gary Smith | Bully

[personal profile] ex_relaxfriend684 2013-05-31 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
ineuphony: (☊ cause you always run)

[personal profile] ineuphony 2013-05-31 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
( 2young&nerdy 2 drink. )

LET'S... IMAGINE... THIS SHITFACE CAN GET.... shitfaced....????? alcohol is bad, dudes

[personal profile] ex_prizeneck379 2013-05-31 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
WHY IS FIOD SO DELICIOUS.
Edited 2013-05-31 10:49 (UTC)

my characters don't drink.... but doin it for the lulz anyway

[personal profile] livefaster 2013-05-31 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
this is a mass text

Does anyone know where I am????
Edited 2013-05-31 11:03 (UTC)
eastmontecarlo: (35;)

APH | Macau

[personal profile] eastmontecarlo 2013-05-31 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Edited (again, this time with a name) 2013-05-31 11:56 (UTC)
eyeforaneye: ({a constant wave of tension})

Naruto: Shippuuden | Uchiha Sasuke

[personal profile] eyeforaneye 2013-05-31 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
trashcompacting: (#198)

E21 | Kongou Agon

[personal profile] trashcompacting 2013-05-31 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't turn off my feet"
liquidate: they were right when they said we were breathing underwater (ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ)

suigetsu | naruto

[personal profile] liquidate 2013-05-31 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero.
failblazer: (An eye for an eye)

Fujiwara no Hobo | Touhou

[personal profile] failblazer 2013-05-31 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read.
buuurn: (090)

Regina George | Mean Girls

[personal profile] buuurn 2013-05-31 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i used baking grease as lip gloss
hauteclaire: (※ can't turn around)

Lightning | FFXIII

[personal profile] hauteclaire 2013-05-31 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
fuckingold: (pic#5197958)

OLDEST OLD MAN ON EARTH | ES21

[personal profile] fuckingold 2013-06-02 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
for future reference a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard