TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[thymesia]

lawn
there are fireworks

ill give ua handjob under the fireowrks

[inaudibly]

sounds more like youre trying to romance me than help me when yous ay things like that

[He's coming anyway, because if he doesn't move Worick off the lawn he'll get doused by the sprinklers in the morning. Which, while hilarious, would just give him another thing to whine about on top of his hangover.]

[thymesia]

baby i know what you like

[LITERALLY JUST]

[LAYING ON THE GROUND]

[ON HIS LAWN]

[inaudibly]

youre confusing me with your customers again

[ARE THERE EVEN FIREWORKS AT ALL

NIC IS PRETTY SURE HE EITHER MADE THAT UP OR IS IMAGINING THINGS.]

[thymesia]

[THERE ARE DEFINITELY FIREWORKS and an exploded beer bottle in the driveway luckily the fireworks are being handled by drunken other people, as Worick has claimed the grass]

lol sorry habit
do you have a petname you would like me ot use while i yoink your toink

[inaudibly]

[The fact that they are still being handled by drunk people doesn't make it much better tbh.]

do you mean for me or my dick

1/2

[thymesia]

!!

[thymesia]

both
definitely both

[inaudibly]

you can say whatever you want i just wont look at your face

[Sometimes Nicolas is grateful to his deafness.]

[thymesia]

aw come on !! tell me your pensises petname !!!!

I'M DYING

[inaudibly]

it doesnt have one youll just have to think one up

SAME

[thymesia]

mr brown feels really obvious..........

we're out of control

[inaudibly]

come on worick
youre the creative one here

[thymesia]

[and, after quite a long debate -- ]

The SQUINTER

OH MY GOD IS THAT A JAB AT HIM BEING ASIAN

[inaudibly]

[REMIND NIC WHY HE IS FRIENDS WITH YOU AGAIN]

thats stupid

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

[thymesia]

YOURE STUPID I WOrked hard on that shit caps

Worick dats racist

[inaudibly]

youre the one lying drunk on the lawn i dont think youre in any positition to be calling someone else stupid

now shut up for a minute so i can walk over there

yes it is 1/idk

[thymesia]

ok

[thymesia]

are you hereyet

[thymesia]

hey are you heter yet

[thymesia]

how about now

[thymesia]

niiiiiiiiiiiiic

done

[thymesia]

WHERE R U

--> action?? Can I do that???

[inaudibly]

[Nic can feel his phone buzzing in his pocket as he walks over but he ignores it because Worick please. When he spots his favorite (debateable) idiot he decides to take advantage of his lack of awareness due to alcohol consumptions, approaching him slowly as to not attract attention, and then kicking him in the side of his stomach.]

action THIS IS A MEME WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[thymesia]

[the blow lands clean and solid in the worst place imaginable he was distracted by his phone thank you very much now he's curling up in a ball and wondering if he's about to puke oh god oh god jaegarbombs why wHY]

Hggk, bastard -- !

[and then he attacks Nic's ankle, clinging on like a rabid dog]