TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[slushfund]

the operators are so serious al the time.

sorry next time i'm near death maybe i'll just text you with my will and testament instead.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

oh yeah they really need to lighten up.

next time you're near death just text me the details so i can grossly exaggerate it instead. of course i likely wont have to because you'll probably die in the most ridiculous way anyhow.

[slushfund]

deal.
why would someone ever want to die plainly?

[ex_relaxfriend684]

i don't know. maybe they're boring.

but i'll make sure yours ends up being the talk of the town.

[Now all he has to do is think of an excruciatingly humiliating death.]