TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[fontastically]

Could you describe your location?

[livefaster]

i think those monkeys are doing the chacha

[fontastically]

Do you mean the zoo?

[fontastically]

Or the elementary school?

[livefaster]

so confused rn

[fontastically]

The two are rather similar. Are the monkeys wearing clothes?

[livefaster]

a couple are wearing diapers that's why i'm not sure

[fontastically]

You're either at the zoo or at my neighbour's house.

Have you tried to talk to them?

y am i slaughtering this perfectly lovable character /faceinhands

[livefaster]

Yeah they're either real monkeys or they're really angry kids.

because memes = no rules besides the ones posted

[fontastically]

Do you want me to come find you?

I swear this is the only place they'd do something like this

[livefaster]

I'd appreciate that.