TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[fuckingold]

i dont want to know abut you fingerng pies
'coon'
rasist

[slushfund]

you are just jealous of my fingers bc yuors are pogos.
no i like black ppl they are goodrunners that is sceience.

[fuckingold]

pogos?????
omg hiurma you cant just say all black people are good runenrs

[slushfund]

duh not the fat ones.
the starving ethopian ones though they win gold every olympics.
i jst got really hungry all of a sudden.

[fuckingold]

oh. ok then
no thats the kenyans i think they have food
dude cheesebuggers are awesome lets get chessebrugers

[slushfund]

the starvign ones have more to work for.
jfc i would pay too much money for a cheevburger let's go/
cheesebrogers

where the duck are you.

[fuckingold]

yeah but basic nutrigrain
butrifiation
NUTRITION.
where do we even get cheeseeburgess here anyway
im in my nam cave by the fridge cna you carry me pls

[slushfund]

are oyu drinking by yourself that's depressing you geezer.
you will fuckin walk like a human beeng.
i might possibly be tehre for supoort but that is IT be there in ten

[fuckingold]

well the kids are too yung adn pure i cant make them watch me can i
anyway who who you drinkining with you
devil
thing

[slushfund]

the tv.
its not football seasn theres shit its all shit why doe hockey get 9 montjs???
fuckers ps does a bycicle conut as a vehicle

[slushfund]

it's* x2

[slushfund]

coconut*

[slushfund]

ok i'm walking over now