TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

I am not a loser, I am just differente from everyone else..

[ex_relaxfriend684]

okay you're a DIFFERENT kind of loser.

[eyeforaneye]

I don't lose. I cna't lose.

I only

win

[ex_relaxfriend684]

hahaha i'm pretty sure you lose at life.

[eyeforaneye]

...

I do what I can wih what I have.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

that's like those losers that say 'oooh i did my best'. when is the last time you felt like a winner?

[eyeforaneye]

[ w o w this is not an easy question to answer! Darn it, Gary. ]

When I was seven I felt like that. And again when I took care of osmeone that shouldnt have existed.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

[He likes to ask the hard questions!]

and how long ago was that? the taking care of someone who shouldn't have existed? so you have two moments in your entire life when you felt like a winner. you're so pathetic it's laughable hahahaha

[eyeforaneye]

I killed him a few months ago. Before I came htere to this place.

Are you asking to be the next one?

[ex_relaxfriend684]

Would that make you feel any better? Do you think that'll make you any less of a loser? Because it won't.

[eyeforaneye]

It would make me feel better for a second.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

and one whole second is worth it? maybe YOU should be the one on medication hahaha

[eyeforaneye]

Maybe so.

[eyeforaneye]

Though I wouldn't risk dulling my sesnes for that purpose, don't be ridiculosu.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

that's the most sane thing i've heard you say yet. feel proud.

[eyeforaneye]

I really don't want to be judged ins anity by you.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

what's that supposed to mean?

[eyeforaneye]

You're the one bragging about being unsound.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

i'm not unsound butthole.

[eyeforaneye]

What are you saying to me.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

what, can't you read?

[eyeforaneye]

You literally called yoruself "crazy" just a minute ago.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

i was being sarcastic. you do know what sarcasm is right?

[eyeforaneye]

Why would you do that.

[ex_relaxfriend684]

why do you ask so many useless questions?