TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[inaudibly]

what are you doing princess

[slushfund]

texting you the licorice just like you asked.

[inaudibly]

i never asked for this

[slushfund]

i order you to accept this foul fuckign candy immediately.
what's yor mailing address.

[inaudibly]

#1445

[slushfund]

so help me god i will dock you rpay.

[inaudibly]

#1401 then

[Send it off to Agon]

[slushfund]

[ OH GURL, YOU ARE WALKING ON THIN ICE WITH THIS LICORICE NOW. ]

do you think i am a fucking idiot?
the next time you work i am making your coffee with gunpowedr.

[inaudibly]

[NICOLAS LIVES HIS LIFE ON THE THINNEST OF ICE THIS IS NOTHING NEW]

yes
if you werent an idiot you wouldnt have told me exactly how youre getting back at me

[slushfund]

i wasn't going to actually but now i might.
it's better if you just not drink the coffee at all, in fact.

[inaudibly]

im sure you and worick will need it moe than me with the hangovers youll have

[slushfund]

only idiots get hangovers i have a technique.

[inaudibly]

better teach it to worick tomorrow then otherwise hell whine about it all day