TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[thymesia]

what

youve never kissed neone ??

[bundai]

[ "what, you've never kissed nemo question mark question mark" ]

no, i haven't

can we please forecast on my general lack of virgin

[ okay he slurred that one a little, let give him a moment ]

version

vision

[thymesia]

whAT

BRB IM GONNA FIND YOU A GRIL THAT JUST AINT RIGHT

[bundai]

i need glasses not grills

[thymesia]

ok i will make sure she wears glasses since i guess you are into that ?
well get you laifd yet blue esy

[bundai]

whatever you're offing, i don't want it, thank you

i would just like the use of my hands back

is koala there

[thymesia]

yes

1/2

[bundai]

that's

[ whoops pressed send ]

[bundai]

impossible?

[ needlessly dramatic ]

[thymesia]

shes kissing nemo

[bundai]

koala is a man

[thymesia]

hes kissing nemo

[bundai]

i just want to be able to see again

[thymesia]

u find your glasses ill look for your boobs
well meet in the middle

where did you see them last ?