TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[inaudibly]

anyway
try not to get yourself killed

so no driving or trying to fight the animals or whatever
let me know if you need someone to pay your bail

[A+ parenting, dying is off limits but getting arrested is ok.]

1/2

[livefaster]

ok

[livefaster]

wait

what do you mean no driving

what if i already am

[inaudibly]

stop

at the speeds you go even a small crash will kill you
moron

[livefaster]

but there's no sidewakl what if i jam traffic

[inaudibly]

crashing your car would do that too