TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

Regina George | Mean Girls

[buuurn]

i used baking grease as lip gloss

[trashcompacting]

ghetto as fuuck

does it taste good

[buuurn]

NO

i dont do ghetto

[trashcompacting]

hahah u do now

why the fuck dont u have lip gloss

[livefaster]

Well, at least your lips look really shiny now?

[buuurn]

I look like a slut

[livefaster]

What does a slut look like, anyway?

[buuurn]

what kind of question is that??

[livefaster]

An honest one???

[buuurn]

NOT THE POINT!

[livefaster]

Okay so

Shiny lips make people look like sluts?

[buuurn]

its GREASE

[livefaster]

And surely delicious?

[buuurn]

how would u know?

[livefaster]

A lot of greasy stuff is delicious.

[buuurn]

[you know what you're walking into mike don't you

DON'T YOU

no you don't but that's why we love you]

maybe u could show me then

[livefaster]

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Sure! I know just the place.