TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

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TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

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Aya Shameimaru | Touhou

[kodakmoment]

[Who needs prompts when Aya is wherever the hell you are.

The important part here is that she has a camera in hand and questions ready just for you.]

Hold still for a second!

[Because SNAP, she has to take a picture!]

Do you have any comments you want to make on your current situation? Why are you here and why haven't you tried to leave yet? Is it because you're growing complacent with your lifestyle?

[dogsbestfriend]

[IMMEDIATELY bombarded with a camera flash that only serves to momentarily confuse him and questions that seem to fly by incredibly fast that it feels like they're whizzing past his head. Yeesh!]

Like, one at a time! One at a time!

[kodakmoment]

Let's start with your name. I need to attribute your quotes somehow.

[dogsbestfriend]

Uh, it's Shaggy. [Time to ask an obvious question...] Am I getting interviewed for something?

[kodakmoment]

Yes, you do look quite shaggy.

I'm Aya Shameimaru of the Bunbunmaru Newspaper. What are your first thoughts of being here?

[dogsbestfriend]

No dude, that's my name. Shaggy.

Uh, the house I'm staying at's got a full fridge and my best bud's not around to enjoy it with me. [He pauses for a second, and then--] Have you seen a dog around here?

[fantasynature]

[ Oh no, it's the paparazzi. ]

Aya.

[ The flash makes her dizzy. ]

I'm not giving you anymore quotes, you'll make me seem like a villain or something again.

[kodakmoment]

If you didn't want to seem evil, you shouldn't sound evil. I only report the truth.

[But it is Reimu. Hold on, hold on. Yep, here's a bottle of sake.]

Here you go.

[fantasynature]

I don't sound evil..

[ Now she wonders if she really does sound evil sometimes. Thanks a lot Aya!!

She stops though when she sees the sake, tiling her head questioningly. After snatching the bottle out of Aya's hand of course. ]

..What's this for?

[kodakmoment]

It's for you. Who else would it be for?

[Because alcohol gets the Reimu blabbing before you know it.]

[fantasynature]

I meant 'what is this for' not 'who is this for'.

[ It doesn't really matter what it's for though, because Reimu is already popping the top out of the bottle and taking a sip.

And then she passes the bottle back to Aya. See? She's not 100% selfish. ]

[dickship]

[ Idk let's say they're somewhere around the park and such where Kintoki is just chilling.

Alas, he's not really surprised by the camera flashes and questions, he's only quirking of his eyebrow slightly as well as a somewhat-friendly grin. ]

I'll answer them gradually but please, one question at a time, miss. [ A slight pause. ] For instance, 'yes' to your first question.

[kodakmoment]

No need to keep anyone waiting. What are the comments you have?

[Hold on, notebook and pen, here we come.]

I'm really sorry for this

[dickship]

My pen*s is not artificial anymore.

[ Said with a straight face? Check. ]

[kodakmoment]

Shocking news but unfortunately, I can't publish that. The Bunbunmaru Newspaper is an upstanding publication. We can't have people thinking it's become a simple smut rag.

[dickship]

True, my apologize for the joke. It seems my brother really had influenced me a lot more than how it should be. [ He flashes a slight grin, rather cunningly. Although it does flashes out as fast as it flashes in as he returns to his straight face. ] If you're trying to surpass As*hi Newspaper, then I suppose well-arranged questions are necessary.

[ He purposely coughs. ]

`Why am I here and why haven't I tried to leave yet`, now that's a good question. Because this place serves a lot of different features compared to my original place. They're not all necessarily better, but unique. [ A pause. ] Besides, some old faces are still here and I'm content with that.

[watchwolf]

... I'm going to count to ten, and if you aren't standing at least five steps further back, I'm going to smack the taste out of your mouth.

[kodakmoment]

You're not going to answer even one question? Figures.

[watchwolf]

They're ridiculous questions to be asking.

[kodakmoment]

They're important to understanding the true mindset of those who live around here.

[watchwolf]

You're never going to see any of them again when we leave. Why bother? Furthermore, why bother asking me? Don't you think you'd already know the answer?

[halftimesoldier]

[Marco is walking across the street, wondering where all the horseshit is all the horses are when Aya catches him completely off guard. He startles, holding still as though giving a command from a superior officer.

Oh, it's... some strange girl. What is that thing she's holding?]

Uh...

I don't know, I was just trying to complete my mission. I would not say I'm complacent. Are... Do you live here? [He leans a little to the side, as though trying to see her through her camera.]

[kodakmoment]

I don't live here. More importantly, what's your mission and what does it have to do with being here?

[She shoulders the camera and pulls out a notebook and pencil.]

[halftimesoldier]

My mission doesn't really have anything to do with me being here. It was just what I was doing before I realized I was here.

[Whoa, is she really writing this down? He's not used to what he says holding any importance at all.]

[kodakmoment]

Go on and tell me about this mission.