TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

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TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

Comments

IF BUNNY WAS RUBBING DICKS TOGETHER TO GET BACK HOME TO KANSAS....

[witchplz]

[Gladly crunches those fingers like a precious princess~ She hears his pleas and answers them with the sweet melody of his screams of agony]

I'm just telling you the sad facts of being a disgusting worm with your worm, you worm bait.

[She doesn't let go of his hand, though] Even if she's an old crone and has saggy boobs hanging down to her knees? My, my, you're a true role model of our generation. I hope she chokes you with that ruler~

oh my god GOODBYE WORLD, GOODBYE LIFE

[dickering]

Saggy balls can burn in hell, but saggy boobs are still endearing to my heart!

[ because ageing is a right and a privilege-- maybe he's bitter, maybe he's not. rahzel's a smart girl, maybe she knows.

he'll need a cast tomorrow morning to put all those fingers back in place, but hi-tan's gonna take what he can get... ]

You can write that on my gravestone, if kinky teacher kills me with her ruler.

YOU DID THIS TO MEEEEEEEE! SOBS INTO MY HANDS

[witchplz]

Endearing as they flow in the breeze and whap you in the face? I don't know if I should applaud for your un-extinguishable spirit or vomit.

[She squeezes his hand gently now, entwining their fingers. Maybe indeed.]

PSH! You kids thinking we grow money trees in the back yard. I'll have enough for "Baron Obscene Shithead" on it. Besides, I won't be the one dictating that stuff, since we'll all drown together, remember?

BANI'S DICK IS OFF LIMITS FOR CONVERSATION, YOU CROSSED THAT LINE

[dickering]

What, you won't have a royal memorial built for me in the back of your yard?! "Here lies Hi-tan, the most handsome guy in the world: he loved saggy tits as much as he hated saggy balls."

[ it's grossly domestic here, with the town's white-picket-fences and cars for each 'family', but hi-tan doesn't mind it too much-- maybe branowen would be happy for him. he kinda misses her.

another swing of the held hand. ]

And no way, you're gonna use my bloated corpse to float back to land.

[ he says so just to aggravate her, what a dick!!!! ]

YOU STARTED IT!!! SORT OF!! his dick is crossing every line where have you been

[witchplz]

That's too many characters long. It goes by the letter, you know. "Here Lies Hi-tan, he sucked proverbial balls". I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.

[She can't help the laugh that's tugged out of her, damn him. It was kind of nice. Maybe. A little.

Until she's huffing and frowning at him. not amused, dick-tan!!!]

No way! That hasn't been approved for this maiden voyage! There was no bottle smashing! We sink or swim together. I'll never die and I won't let you bozos die either. That's that. You might need a punch to help your memory, Hi-tan.