TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

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TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

Comments

[slayerofgiants]

[Wander is already coming out of the bakery with a box of cupcakes because like hell he wasn't going to treat himself while he was stuck here!

He notices the puddle of drool gathering under the girl and decides to save her the few extra steps it would take to walk into the bakery and get some of her own. Mostly though, he just likes sharing.

He holds out the box and opens the top. There are colorful cupcakes of all sorts inside!]

Would you like one?

[potato_girl]

[Congrats, you are now her new best friend.]

F-for free?

[I mean- she was just gonna take them anyways since she has no idea how to use this plastic thing they gave her. Because money isn't plastic, that is just too weird.]

[slayerofgiants]

[Don't tell him that he'll get all sappy.

But yes the strange plastic thing was odd and he didn't understand it, which is why the clerk had to walk him through how one uses plastic for money which resulted in Wander being at the bakery for about twenty minutes.

He nods and smiles.]

Of course. [He looks back down at the box.] Perhaps you should take a few. I think I bought far too many anyway!

[potato_girl]

[There might be stars in her eyes right now. Because this is better than that time Christa gave her the bread.

And that is saying a lot.

Her instantly jet out and grab two, stuffing them in her mouth as she grabs another. It was only after she devoured them that she thought about something.

Where was she?

Her face drops for a moment. Her hands go to his shoulders and she shakes him.]

Are you a god?! Tell me! Am I dead?! This is heaven, it must be...!

[slayerofgiants]

[WELL, Wander was going to offer to get her a bag or box or something to put them in, but okay he can stand here while she eats them, that works! And he does so happily. If anything, he feels a bit bad. She must be really hungry! Poor girl.]

Good, huh--ah?!

[When his shoulders are gripped and shaken he fumbles to close the box before the cupcakes fall out, eyes widening in confusion and maybe a trace of fear when asked if he's a god.]

No! I am not I swear! [He seems horrified at the mere notion!] I...am not sure. [He remembers dying, so maybe this is some kind of afterlife. But he doesn't know for sure and it feels wrong to tell someone it is.]

I only know that a lot of people, you and me included, were brought to this place and expected to live here. Sorry.

[potato_girl]

I get...to live here?

[You mean she gets to eat this kind of stuff all the time? For free?

Sina, take the wheel.]

S-sorry? Ah...ahahaha...hahaha! Why are you sorry? This is great!

[slayerofgiants]

[He...

He wasn't expecting that kind of reaction. Wander is very confused, but...he manages a smile. At least she wasn't upset!]

A-aha...I meant I was sorry I had no more information for you. But I am glad you are happy with the situation!

[potato_girl]

[This is what happens when your canon is the worst place ever to live.]

Well, the free food helps!

[slayerofgiants]

[To be honest Wander would probably be happier were he not having missing true wub!!1 angst.]

It is strange that they only ask for plastic in return for food, isn't it? But I will not complain. I lost all my gold.