TEST DRIVE FRICK YEAH

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TEST DRIVE MEME


WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

taken from ineuphony

Comments

[halftimesoldier]

[And for a while, he won't. She's a stranger, but she was friendly enough to come right up and talk to him.]

I would. [He gives her a small nod before watching as she examines the car.] A car?

What's a little over the top? It looks like a horseless carriage to me.

[zetsubous]

Yes, a car. [ Pushing the glasses on the bridge of her nose, she slowly nods his way. ] It is a mechanical vehicle that takes you from one place to the other.

Ah, I am very glad you asked this question! How you do not seem to know the functioning of a car, thinking it to be only a horseless carriage! It has lead me to believe that you are not from this time.

[halftimesoldier]

So then it is a horseless carriage! How does it... [work? Well... she's talking about time, and so that kind of takes precedence.]

Wait! [He seems excited, and is up closer to her, eyes bright as his smile]

Has humankind finally defeated the titans?! [Because, with the sense of calm in the air mixed with mild confusion, a jump forward makes more sense than a jump back... In any case. It will make sense if she even knows what a titan is in the first place.]

1/2

[zetsubous]

[ Going by his reaction, this guy definitely wasn't around in her own time. Horseless carriages? Yeah, this was going to be a lot of fun to get around and tease him a little. ]

You can't be serious, can you? Carriages and cars are completely different!

[zetsubous]

Buuut that's okay! I can totally teach you, I mean.. I don't know how to drive myself, but we can always learn together! [ Being locked up inside a school for two years previously kind of took that away from Junko, but she was always willing to learn! ]

Huh, more titan talk?! [ She remembers that blonde kid with the bowl cut once spoke of titans, but she didn't understand it might have been an actual problem. ] Is that honestly all you can say? There's no such things as titans, only the mythic gods!

Y'know, Greek Mythology!

[halftimesoldier]

They are? [It's a quiet, thoughtful question more reprimanding to himself than inquisitive.

Marco gives her an enthusiastic nod. He doesn't have a problem with learning, but driving a car isn't really something so important. He needs to figure out where he is and why.]

What do you mean, more Titan talk, Miss...?

Of course they are real. [He shakes his head and frowns in confusion.]

I'm sorry. I don't!

[zetsubous]

They are! [ She repeats for good measure. ]

Ah, I met someone earlier who spoke about Titans! He was kinda short, blond hair, bowl cut... Maybe you know him? [ It might be a long shot, but then again. ]

What do you mean by real? I never understood what that other guy meant either! It was totally confusing, he was spouting nonsense!

Also, you don't haaave to call me miss! I'm Junko, Junko Enoshima.

[halftimesoldier]

Armin! Yes, have you seen him? If anyone could shed some light on this all, he would be the guy to ask. [Not that talking to Junko isn't informative. It's just that she doesn't really understand what is motivating for him right now.]

I'm Marco Boldt! And where I'm from, I'm a soldier. I'm fighting titans for the good of the king and humankind!

They eat humans, and I can assure you that they're very real... It isn't nonsense at all. [Another shake of his head.]

[zetsubous]

Armin-kun! That must be him! [ She nods, remembering two other people had told him to shut up; although she didn't quite understand what was happening in the video at that time.. ] Ah, but I haven't seen him for quite awhile, so I couldn't help you out, sorry!

A solider? Hm, my sister was a solider too, well technically she is, but.. [ She's a disappointment, so. ] Nice to meet you, Boldt-kun!

They eat humans? Think of the extra added Despair! [ That is interesting, and also despair-worthy! ] Have you ever seen it before? Why would they eat humans? Y'know, I bet we don't taste very good!

[halftimesoldier]

[Just like that, his hopes were getting up and he looks honestly excited, then it's dashed. Marco does his best not to let it show, though, and gives her a forgiving smile. She can't help if she hasn't seen Armin or any of his friends in a while.]

Nice to meet you too, Junko. [It feels so casual compared to the honorific she'd given his name. He chuckles and glances away for a second.] Just Marco is fine.

Yes... [And he looks saddened and a little sick trying to talk about titans so casually with someone who doesn't understand.] Well, they are very large and they don't talk, so we uh... we can't get an answer for that...

[zetsubous]

It'd be very polite if I just called you Marco-kun. No matter! [ She might have been nasty, but she was still polite! ] I take it you aren't Japanese, ah, it's fine.

I can totally deal!

[ Large and don't talk? She truthfully wished to see one herself. ] But then how can they eat us? Things that have no way of speaking have a very low IQ, I'll have you know!

[halftimesoldier]

Japanese? [That's an unfamiliar word.]

They are not easy to kill, and because they are so large, it isn't hard for them to eat us. [He pauses, thinking about this some more, and obviously bothered by this conversation.] And some of them are small. They are all very large compared to people, though.

I've never heard one speak, but they don't have to be smart... [Marco looks a little horrified. Even if this is an insult, she's just insulting humankind for falling to titans. Marco has heard it before. No matter... he's still going to go home and fight.]