Don't underestimate me! Where I'm from, they call me the Sausage Bandit!

[ no one has ever called him such a thing. ]

No mere security guards could possibly get between me and what I want! If sausage is involved, I'll never back down.

[ unfortunately he's probably not going to run away if you smash his nonexistent camera... though if the triumphant toradora music starts to play, zenkichi is probably fucked. ]