EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

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Jam Kuradoberi | Guilty Gear

[ladyfascination]

[a for Action!]

Pop. A pink bubble of gum filled and deflated as Jam continued watching the football team practice from the bleachers. Occasionally, she would adjust her sunglasses and take a sip from her ice water, but otherwise she was just watching, chewing, and observing as several young sweaty young men in tight pants collided with one another again and again.

You could call it scouting. She needed waiters for her restaurant, after all. But it was mostly shameless appreciation of the eye candy. Ah well.


[b for... brackets. Also video]

-Behold the glitter! The glamor! The red and gold silk of Jam's gown as she presented in her usual fabulous manor her fully opened Kuradoberi Jam Chinese Bar & Restaurant! Check out all that authentic Shanghai decour...-

Awoo! Feeling hungry? Well look no further! The greatest chef in the universe has graced this town with her talents, so come on down and be ready to have the taste of a lifetime! Our traditional Chinese kitchen will serve up dishes from all across China! And perhaps a few foreign surprises too~~

And of course don't forget our homemade cocktails, crafted with only the finest of ingredients! Happy hour specials every day, as well!

And last but not least, our handsome, polite, and always easy on the eye serving staff~

So if you're hungry, thirsty, or just want a place to relax, come down to Jam's!

A of course, you can't make that prompt and don't expect me to attack this

[fastestshorty]

[Not all the young men are colliding against one another, there's one in particular that avoids collisions as if they were avoiding hell's fires raining down on them. He's small, and despite the padding it's clear that he's far from muscular, his legs, however, are another story. Legs of a runner, and that's exactly what he does, run sorting obstacles and dodging other players, as fast as his small legs can carry him. And boy, he is fast, one of the fastest if not the fastest one standing on the field even for the eyes of someone who isn't an expert.

Still, Sena isn't as fast as he wishes he would be. Not yet. He needs to train more, to improve further. But right now, he needs to rest a bit and drink something. Seriously. So he stops after one more run, moving to the benches to take a drink, taking his helmet off to try to cool down a bit. That's when he spots Jam, it's not extremely rare to see people watching the practice, but normally they are people who do so often, this woman is new, though. At least it's the first time he has seen her. He doesn't dare to approach, though, thinking that maybe she's a new girlfriend of Agon's and thus approaching could be bad for his health, but he does stare at her curiously and without any subtlety.]

I may or may have not made it specifically to attract Sena. I admit nothing.

[ladyfascination]

-He definitely caught her attention. Especially how he looked in those pants. Those legs bulged with power and strength. He had such youthful vigor as well. And that face, baby cute with fluffy hair and big, emotional eyes... He was perfect. Absolutely perfect. One look at him and Jam saw money. Ladies would line up around the block to be served by a guy like him. Some men, too, probably.

Noticing he was looking at her, Jam popped another gum bubble before making her way down to the bench, leaning over the fencing and tilting her sunglasses down so that he could see her eyes.-

You're pretty good out there.

Oh, you don't? Do I have to get prosecutor Edgeworth on this case?

[fastestshorty]

[Despite not being subtle on the staring, once he realizes that she's approaching him Sena jumps and averts his gaze nervously. He has seen the kind of girls Agon hangs around of, and, while he has nothing against them, he doesn't want to be teased by them, mostly because that would probably result on Agon beating him up on top of being embarrassed. So he looks away shyly and trying to check where Agon is, this time subtly, to see how much his life is in danger. Then again with Agon's god's impulse being aware of where the other is may be useless after all.

His attention is brought back to the girl when she speaks, and his eyes automatically search hers, a "bad" habit he has when talking to girls specially. A small blush climbs up his face at the compliment.]

Ah, t-thank you. I still have to improve a lot, though, I'm not fast enough for what I want.

[Is it okay if he engages in a conversation with her? He looks around again before looking at her, hesitating a bit before he dares to speak again.]

A-Are you enjoying watching the practice?

[He probably should have remained silent if that's the best he can come up with to try to make a conversation with a stranger.]

[ladyfascination]

Oh yeah. I definitely like what I see. Especially in you. Got a name, kid?

-Another popping gum bubble. She definitely hadn't been deterred by his awkwardness yet. In fact, she considered that to be points towards his cute factor. More and more, she was imagining him in a server's uniform, apron and all, and just... Yeah. That was gonna print money.-

[fastestshorty]

[She... Means she liked to see him run, right? Sena tries to think so, but he can't help the blush that climbs to his cheeks as he averts his eyes again. Still he offers her a smile and tries to take it gracefully after seeing that he's not getting his neck snapped just yet.]

T-Thank you, again. You're very kind a-and I'm glad you're enjoying the practice. Did you come alone?

[He nods at the question though... Which is a stupid move because of course he has a name, how could he not?]

My name's Sena. It's nice to meet you.

[And he bows, nervous and politely.]

B

[buildyourworld]

[Eye candy for you, Jam. He's busy, as evident from the how he's still typing on his portable work station in the factory when he called.]

Do you deliver? [He's not a fan of any particular food but right now he's hungry but is unable to leave... He just need convenient food.]

[ladyfascination]

Delivery? Hadn't thought of it... But I guess if the price is right.

[buildyourworld]

Don't most place only charge a small fee for delivery? [Yeah, he orders a lot...]

[ladyfascination]

Maybe for small time bistro stuff, but this is quality five star food. Presentation is just as important as flavor. I'm not sure I could get that across in a paper clamshell.

[buildyourworld]

I've gotten take outs from similar establishment that has no trouble delivering their food in proper presentation, so I don't see how this is a problem. Unless you are overselling yourself, in that case, I'll call somewhere else.

b; football and food, why do I have to choose just one?

[bauhinia]

Greatest chef in the universe, yeah? That's a pretty intense thing to say. [ And Merry Christmas, 圣诞节快乐, and 新年快乐！ Many happy returns to you, because here's some more eye candy. ]

[ladyfascination]

-Another hotty. This place was full of them. Oh she would be a busy woman, indeed~-

Of course, but I don't say it without confidence. If someone wants to challenge my skills, I welcome it! Kuradoberi Jam backs down from nothing!

[bauhinia]

[ He lives to serve...! ]

That's a pretty good way to live your life, I guess. I'm totally not gonna challenge you or anything.

[ladyfascination]

Eh? You weren't saying that because you wanted a test of my skill?

[bauhinia]

More like I wasn't saying it because I was gonna challenge your skill. But I'm not gonna turn down good food if someone offers, yeah?

B

[sarashi]

[Man, what an extravagant looking restaurant. Has to be one of those too fancy to eat on a minimum wage.]

S'pretty damn fancy. Yer food really that great?

[ladyfascination]

The best you'll ever taste, I guarantee it.

[sarashi]

Maybe I'll stop by an' try somethin' after I save up a bit. I've never really had any Chinese food before.

[ladyfascination]

A first timer, huh~? I'll be certain to make it special, just for you, then. Do you like your food spicy, by chance?

[sarashi]

Sure! I'll try it, no matter how spicy it winds up bein'!

[lautsprecher]

There is nothing wrong with appreciating a little eye candy, and she wasn't the only girl around by a long shot, but unlike the rest just hanging around Kotoha was dressed to work. Just nearby were members of the track-and-field crew practicing, too, and this girl was running down the rut leading up to the pole vault like her life depended on it.

Which was only special because she wasn't carrying a pole at all. Maybe she mistook it for the long-jump...?

[ladyfascination]

That definitely pulled Jam's attention from sweaty young men temporarily. Jam didn't know much about track and field sports, but she was pretty sure that wasn't how that particular event was done. Raising an eyebrow, she made her way down the bleachers to get a closer look. This... should be interesting.

[lautsprecher]

It wasn't how it went, but that didn't stop her. Kotoha was oblivious to any eyes on her, barreling down that track with all her might. About the halfway point she raised her arms up as if she was holding onto something invisible, but no... it was to catch something.

«Shortcut: Pole!» she shouted, and with a crackle of green energy there appeared a pole in the girl's hands. Long, light, and bowing like crazy, it looks like she would just barely get it into the groove at the launching point before it snapped into place.

Kotoha made the leap through the air, though she did hit the marker at the top (which wasn't even at an intimidating height) and had a bit of a rough landing. Not as planned.

[ladyfascination]

Well. That was a quick way to go from "interesting" to "priority concern". Jam lept over the fencing, running the short distance over to the girl in order to offer a hand and help her up.

"I guess that neat trick you pulled with the pole doesn't help your maneuverability any, huh?"