EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

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TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

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a for some cherry boy

[pachintoki]

[It's not uncommon to see someone wandering around the mall looking impressed; Gintoki watches another wide-eyed kid looking at the variety of shops and simply rolls his eyes good-naturedly.]

There's a lot to take in, aah. [said casually, with an even more casual hand on the other's shoulder from behind.]

You look clueless enough to be new in town.

1/2

[patsuan]

[when someone suddenly approaches him from behind he's a bit startled but the way this person is behaving - it can't be anyone else but...! that voice! a wide smile spreads on his face. ]

[ of course he is here too! gin-san wouldn't let him move to a different world without coming after him! if he's here they can find a way out and...! he turns his head to take a good look at the silver-haired guy behind him. ]

Gin-san!

[patsuan]

You ended up in here too?

[ he's not alone! everything will be alright now! or not. ]

[pachintoki]

Gin-san? You know my name already?

[preening just a bit.]

Aah well, I shouldn't be surprised. I'm just more popular than I thought, maybe, like the Yorozuya is more popular than I thought. You must have heard of the Yorozuya, right?

[patsuan]

Huh?

[ er. what. did he just hear that right? shinpachi glances behind himself to make sure there's no one else that he could be talking to. ]

It's me, Gin-san. What are you talking about?

[ he's wearing his glasses too. he should be recognizable. ]

[pachintoki]

What's that? We've met? Sorry, sorry! There's just so many people in the town, how can someone keep everybody straight, right?

[He'll hold a flier out to Shinpachi. On it is an ad for the Yorozuya, with their pictures. Gintoki half-asleep, Kagura smiling cheerily and--

another pair of glasses. Definitely some drugstore brand, and they're sitting on top of a Bentendo TS on what looks like a mantlepiece. It's surrounded by stacks of paper, too.]

If you need anything at all, you can call okay? This is me, and these are my employees. Kagura is here, and this is Shinpachi who, uhhh-

[fishing for something. . .]

--stays home and does the paperwork. He's very reliable.

[patsuan]

...

[ he slowly takes the flier from gintoki and holds it. ]

[ his eyes glance over the paper. the cheerful air that was just around him has completely disappeared. there'a a dark aura in its place now. ]

... The Yorozuya, eh?

[pachintoki]

Yeah, yeah, you know, it's a new town but we're exactly the same.


[Look Shinpachi, it's your own character replacement arc.]

[patsuan]

IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

[ there's no need for such an arc! it's way too similar to the kintama arc! ]

[ he rips the stupid flier in half. ]

HOW MUCH SUGAR HAVE YOU BEEN INHALING YOU PERM FREAK!? WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS GAG THAT YOU GOT HOOKED ON? WHY DRAG IT AROUND NEEDLESSLY?! IS IT THE ONLY THING THAT MADE SENSE IN THAT ROTTEN BRAIN OF YOURS?!

I'm so sorry for two glasses-gag threads. . .

[pachintoki]

Oi, oi! Where did this bad attitude come from so suddenly? What is this animosity, aah?

[His good nature will vanish quickly too as he frowns at some punk kid who thinks he can tell an adult off.]

[rii-iip]

AAH?!

[At the flier being ripped, he'll give Shinpachi a whack across the back of his head.]

Money, those cost MONEY--

[Then, as if in slow motion, Shipachi's glasses slide off his face at being jostled, starting to head for the ground.

He can't explain why his body moves on it's own, only it does, and he dives to the ground, catching the glasses before they hit the sidewalk, cradling them gently in-hand as he feels his body hit the concrete. Sitting up slowly, he'll look at the glasses for a long moment, as if they kindle some long-forgotten memory of a dumbass kid who does his laundry.

He'll break into a gentle smile, then, closing his eyes.]

I see my mistake. . . I was under the influence of that poor substitute . . . come on, Shinpachi. . .

[He'll turn and-]

[pachintoki]

[-walk away with the glasses, holding them against his chest tightly.]

Let's go home.

[Starting for home now.]

[patsuan]

[ he just stares after him in silence. (blindly because he can't see shit without his glasses.) ]

[ it's okay to kill this bastard, isn't it? it's okay to grab the glasses and shove them through his idiot head, isn't it? it's okay to leave this anime, isn't it? it's okay to go somewhere else where i might be actually needed, isn't it? it's okay to curl up in a ball and cry, isn't it? it's okay to kill myself now, isn't it? ]