Dude you're going way too fast

[dieharder]

TEST DRIVE MEME



SO HOW DOES IT WORK?

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether you're just voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to join in on this jolly good fun. Don't forget: it's mandatory.

Taken from someone who took it from someone who took it from someone I don't even know anymore. TOOK IT FROM THE MEME COMM.

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Doug | Gangsta

[acrobratics]

[He wakes with a groan, sitting up and rubbing his head before finally taking stock of his situation. Looking around has him wide-eyed and confused, he's never--There is no way in hell this is Ergastulum.]

Wha--Where am I?

[In fact he's pretty sure there isn't a place on earth that looks this peaceful and perfect.]

Am I dead? DID I DIE!?? [No. NO NONONO. Fuck. He's up on his feet and he's half-startled by the clash of keys hitting the ground. Stooping he'll pick them up and continue to look on completely lost and slightly terrified by what this could mean or wherever the fuck he is. Staring at the keys will clearly give him answers. Yup.

Anyone wanna help the poor Twilight out?]

[donutpassgo]

[Apparently she can't even go for a donut run without finding trouble. Good thing she's fairly used to it.

She stops and stares at him, holding her box of donuts, the other hand holding a donut, and speaks in her usual almost monotone, deadpan manner.]

Yes. You are dead. This is what hell looks like.

[acrobratics]

[He flinches slightly at the voice suddenly breaking his perplexed silence. There's something to it, the way his fingers clench around the keys, or one of his hands instinctively slips past the zipper of his hoody to brush finger tips over a hidden weapon.

Congrats his attention is fully on you now, unsure what to expect and looking more prepared to be attacked. He doesn't move though, stance that of a trained fighter, steady, grounded and waiting. All this from a guy who looks like he could be only 12 years old, and if you're observant you'll see a pair of dog-tags around his neck.

He eases his stance the moment he notices she doesn't seem like a threat at all, but frowns and seems tense all the same. The voice that comes out of him does not match his physical appearance. He sounds like a male in his 20s.]

Hell? [Is she serious? He can't tell if she's serious. He sure as hell won't believe this place is anything like it seems. There's good reason he's expecting something to try to kill him at any moment.]

Maaaan, please tell me you're not serious. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, but REALLY?

[donutpassgo]

I'm very serious.

[She continues to stare at him, her face blank and her tone unchanged.]

Does it look like I'm kidding?

[acrobratics]

[Blinking. Pause... pause...]

Well no, but... I don't know! I've seen people make a face like that on purpose to screw with me!

[Only, she's really, really fucking good at it. Then pointing at her.]

The donuts don't really help either. How can I take you seriously like that?

[donutpassgo]

It can't be helped that you happened to be in my way. [Well he wasn't really but she doesn't really care.] It would be easier if I killed you.

[acrobratics]

But you just said I'm already dead...

And hey, it's not like I'm trying to be in your way!

[donutpassgo]

Right. [She did say that, didn't she? Threatening was still worth it, in any case.] In case you haven't figured it out yet, you're not really dead. Just an idiot.

[acrobratics]

I am not!! [A brief bristle before he simply crosses his arms over his chest like a disgruntled child, not making eye contact and a little color under his freckles.]

I just... have a damn good reason to believe I could have died and gone to hell.

[donutpassgo]

[If it's hell he wants than she can make it so.]

I can start a fire right here right now and call it hell.

[acrobratics]

What!? No, don't do that. I don't ACTUALLY want to be in hell!

[donutpassgo]

[She sighs.]

There's just no pleasing you.