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Dude you're going way too fast

TEST DRIVE MEME

SO HOW DOES IT WORK?

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting; alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need 'em!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether you're just voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to join in on this jolly good fun. Don't forget: it's mandatory.

Taken from someone who took it from someone who took it from someone I don't even know anymore. TOOK IT FROM THE MEME COMM.

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... [He clears his throat.] Reading. [No there are other things but that's the only answer he's getting!!! Since when is he honest ~~unless he's drunk but welp...~~]

[ ... ] What, porn? [ Isn't he just the most charming kid? He is the best kid ever. Who doesn't want Hong Kong for a kid? You'd have to be crazy to pass over this well-mannered, polite, thoughtful little snotface. ]

I'm kidding. You sound bored.

[Oh my god. Australia might be dumb sometimes but he doesn't behave this badly!!! Though let's not go over the handover right now--China isn't here to say otherwise anyway so...!]

I'm not- [He shuts his eyes and looks annoyed for a moment, before sighing and looking away.] There isn't much to do here, after all.

[ Got two things out of that: one, Hong Kong isn't dumb. Two, when you gave him back to China, China thought he'd turned into a hooligan! So really, who's to blame here, huh? Huh? Little too much punk rock and a few too many banks and wow, dude, we put milk in our tea now, which is super novel and totally your fault, England. ]

Yeah, it's true. [ Actually, Hong Kong works all the time, so when he says this, it rings a bit false. ] You could join the football team.

[ 100% straight-faced. ]

[No one is as dumb as-- wait no. America comes out top on that one Every Time. But well, a little rock and roll doesn't hurt anyone!! China is just... China. P. S. There is nothing wrong with milk in tea, thank you very much!

He also isn't sure if he's being serious or not there, because wow.]

Ahem. [So he'll take his hesitation as a chance to cough into his hand.] I'm getting a little too old for that.

[ It's good to know America is at the top of yet another list somewhere. Good for you, bro. As for rock and roll, well. Hong Kong tends to agree, but he produces a ton of pop music today. Don't knock it 'til you try it!

And he loves milk with his tea! I like to think it makes him think of England sometimes. Not like he gets nostalgic or anything. ]

You're young at heart, aren't you? Or are you really an old man? I wish the professor would admit to that. He's like, really old, y'know. Older than you, even.

[He's on top of the 'oh my god why' lists too. Pop might be okay but nothing beats rock okay?

Please, say as you like, but he must've enjoyed making his life hell with firecrackers...]

Shouldn't you be using the term 'ancient' for someone like him? [He's looking away but he's amused. He's much younger at heart so that is true anyway, but playing football meant lots of running ~~and his team kind of suck lbr~~]

[ And the 'did he really just do that?' lists. As for pop versus rock, it's just one of those age-old debates that will probably never be conclusively solved!!

Oh yeah. He enjoyed it. If it helps, he doesn't just do that to England though. :') ]

He gets real sensitive if you use the a-word. [ Nodding solemnly. ] He could never play football. He'd complain about his back the whole time.

[All the bad lists, exactly. Though that is very true! There are many good types of music, after all.

That does help, true!!]

Then perhaps he should reconsider who he complains to. [Because none of them really keep quiet about these things, do they?]

[ You're so tsun-tsun, England. They can see your tsun from space. ]

I would like, pay to see you tell him that. [ brb dimsum.gif ]

[Don't judge his tsun... He needs it to survive.]

Well perhaps in fewer words... [aka he'd try to put it a bit more gently (spoilers: it probably wouldn't work)]

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Dude you're going way too fast

Too late, too late!!

Bad phone. Very bad.

Very bad!!!!

Getting in between these two being their hideously fabulous selves, what are you thinking, phone?

Really!!! Thankfully the internet is working again today sob

This is good news, yes!!

aka it's party time!!!

(fireworks)

(and booze--wait)

That's for later, England.

It's not a party without it from the start!! or something...