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Izuru Tomonaga | Aphorism

[thievings]

a.
[ He wakes up in the middle of nowhere--more specifically, in the middle of someone else's lawn. What a surprise. one; he's not dead, and two; he has a heart now? Some fascinating thing they have here. But first thing is first, where on earth is he?

He'll just grab some random passerby because he can. Rule of thumb in any foreign environment--gain trust and then crush. ] Excuse me, can you tell me where I am, please?

b. network text
I would like to know where the nearest hospital is as I'm sure most humans can't function without a heart.

Or perhaps pointing me to the nearest heart donor would be appreciated as well. Thank you.

c. wild card

b.

[tsugi]

The hospital is defunct.
Do you have a heart condition?

Re: b.

[thievings]

No, somebody stole my heart.
I suppose the condition is 'missing heart'.

[tsugi]

You're joking.

[By which she means, that is a super cheesy line about love lost, dude.]

[thievings]

[ Dude has no time for love, unfortunately. ]

Not at all.
I would like to take back my heart if possible.
I don't like being 'heartless'.

[tsugi]

[She's used to speaking in riddles and being spoken to in riddles, and too much of it has thinned her patience for it. She decides to be direct.]

...Are you speaking literally or figuratively?

[thievings]

[ He's blinking at this, and chuckles. Two sides to each coin, supposedly. ]

Literally.
I have no intention of being held down by relationships.

[tsugi]

How can your heart be missing? You wouldn't be able to function.

[thievings]

[ A fuss. ]

It was taken from me.
I want my heart back. Not this half-assed excuse for a heart.

[tsugi]

I see.

[she doesn't, not really, but it's not worth the energy to argue about.]

I've heard the Landlord takes requests.

[thievings]

[ He finds this prospect amusing. ]

Really, now? What are the requests limited to?

[tsugi]

I'm not certain of all the limitations, but as long as it belongs to you, and it isn't too destructive, he will return it. That's what I've been told.

He's been known to help with other things, like construction of buildings.

[thievings]

I see. That's quite helpful.
In the meantime, what's there to do here? Is it really just a homely neighbourhood?

[tsugi]

More or less.
He is more concerned with his entertainment, not ours. I would avoid eating or drinking any gifts he sends, if I were you.