THEY TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY

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PARKER LUCIANI | RESIDENT EVIL

[axecellent]

A.

day 1:
- woke up on lawn chair. kidnapped. apparently playing house? haven't met family yet.
- had a reuben sandwich for lunch. sauerkraut too sour (sauer?).
- still can't locate weapons. have been told they can be "regained" if i speak to "the landlord".
- set-up?
- found a good burger place.
- nice suburban house. bit eerie.
- looks like i'm stuck here.

B.

[ During the event because I do what I want!! Parker swings his axe down on a deer and there's a sharp crack and it ilicits something between a growl and yelp. He tightens both of his hands around the base and grunts as he yanks it out of the mangled flesh then brings it down again, nearly severing the creature's head from its neck. It falls silent and gurgles sickly as blood spills from the wound. He motions to lift the axe from the mass of splintered bone and gore again but is met with a rumbling sound coming from behind him and the guttural roar of a bear. With little time to react and his options slim, he lets go of his weapon and does the first thing that comes to mind.

He reels back and clotheslines the bear.

Immediately, he goes for the eyes and blinds it, barely keeping his arm as he fall back to the ground while the bear advances with wild swings and moves on instinct as it searches for its prey. Still on the forest floor, Parker crab-crawls backward to the corpse he's left and jerks his axe out of it. ]

Hey, over here! [ As he shouts, he lifts his arm and puts forth all his upper body strength into chucking his trusty axe up and forward. The bear hardly has time to react before the blade hits it square above the eyes and embeds itself past its skull. It stumbles forward and Parker gets to his feet and moves backward in anticipation for its next move. When he realizes he's won the battle and it is falling to the ground, he lets out a jovial laugh. ] I just bearly made it out of that one, ha ha!

[ Probably should get his axe, but he's busy pulling out a cookie. Wrestling with forest creatures really whets an appetite... ]

B

[goroawase]

[While 623 can just easily shout at the man to stop, or even conjure up a spell to stop the carnage- the fact is that he simply stand there and watched as the bear's movements became slower with each attack. He isn't entirely sure who made the first attack, the bear probably? Too late to make any judgement, the bear stops moving by the final blow on it's skull.

Sick~ I couldn't bear the thought if I were in that position.

[Although in honesty, he's a bit sick from looking at the fight But, right now's survival of the fittest, after all.]

[axecellent]

[ Obviously, the bear was the one that picked the fight. Parker, here, is too much of a delightful scamp to do such a thing!! Gobbling down the dull cookie, he wipes the crumbs from his facial hair and grabs his axe, tugging it out with a sick slurp sound as the flesh parts like a knife through butter. He wipes the remaining gore off on his leg and puts it into the holder on his back. ]

Ha ha, good one. [ A toothy, friendly grin. ] Are you also traveling rogue? It seems to be quite a challenge.

[goroawase]

[623 manage keep the courtesy of not looking disgusted, although it didn't take much to noticed that he had twitched for a split-second. He didn't stopped looking however, chalking this up as yet moment of bile fascination.

He shakes his head and then hold up his wand, slightly waving it.]

Just your friendly neighborhood mage passing by the area. I'm more of a lover, not a fighter~

[axecellent]

[ Better get used to it really quickly! If you aren't willing to kill, you might very well be the one that's killed. He looks back at the deer carcass; might be worth dragging and using for meat. He isn't quite so daring as to go for bear or any of the other strange creatures yet. Hopefully he won't have to be so desperate that it comes to eating unicorn... ]

Ah, but you are also on this quest from our dear friend, the landlord? It would be wise to take more care. A place like this is not made for love. [ He pauses and turns from the slaughtered animals, shifting his weight from one leg to the other. ] I'm finished here, do you need an escort?

[ Don't let anyone tell you that Parker isn't a nice guy (lacking in capitalization, there). ]

[goroawase]

[It was definitely something to get used to. Fortunately however, it was at least something not entirely strange as say, amphibian-like aliens or any other creature he had encounter thanks to the aforementioned aliens.]

That's pretty nice of you to offer~ I suppose I wouldn't mind for some company.

[Though he didn't say that he couldn't fight indirectly, but nothing wrong with finding new company to hang out for awhile.]