[FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS but seeing Onoda deflate and sputter pathetically douses his fuse soon enough, and he just sighs heavily. It is really hard to be mad when the flailing thing happens.]

Let me try one more number then. If that doesn't work, then I'm just going to say that it's this place and not us.

[Welp, time to try calling Toudou. This is probably the only time he'll be glad to willingly talk to him like this.]