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[ ........... laughs ]

I don't think boys can give that kind of impression...

This isn't a joke!

Nobody's going to take advantage of me! Besides, I wear less than that all the time. It's just considered confident.

Of course people are -- where do you wear less than that?

[ OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING, SHE'S LEARNING ABOUT HIS SECRET LIFE?? How was she unaware of this for so long? If this goes on much longer, she'll have to do the one thing she thought she never would have to... ]

In the pool! Speedos and stuff, you know? For swimming! Or tanning, I guess, but I don't usually have to worry about that stuff.

[ muffled sexy and i know it.mp3 ]

Nagisa. [ Okay, in the pool that... makes sense, right. Less clothing would speed him up, even if only by a fraction of a second. But. ] I think I might have to ground you.

[ Never did she ever think this day would come! ]

Whaaaat?! Why?! What did I do!!!!! I didn't do anything!!!!!!!!

And we're going shopping first thing Saturday morning! No sleeping in!

Shopping for whaaaaaat? No fair, I didn't even do anything!

We're going to buy you a new swimsuit.

[ And she kind of wants to tear through his wardrobe, but that might yield a lot of discomfort. Being a single mom is rough. 8( ]

I already have twenty of them!!!

Then you'll be getting twenty new ones.

[ (INTERNAL SCREAMING)

no wait

EXTERNAL SCREAMING ]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, Nagisa. It's just inappropriate, especially for a school-sponsored team.

[ Such melodrama, but she's sticking by this because, well. Scrolls up. ]

It's not inappropriate! It's normal for swimmers to look like that! Besides, it's not like I stand out on my team, anyway. Nobody even notices! So I can get away with that kind of thing.

[ Ignoring that first part because she's pretty sure she would have noticed... that on other swimmers, were that the case. ]

I notice you, Nagisa!

Well, stop noticing!!! It's weird if you're looking at my hips all the time!!

I don't! If you wear it all the time and I haven't noticed before, it's obvious that I'm not!

[ Her volume is raising. ]

Have you even come by the pool before? You would've noticed a lot more than just my toothpick body and whether my bathing suit fits!!!!

[ THIS IS SO WRONG ]

I go all the time to cheer you on, so I don't know what you mean by that!

[ They're like off the radar to her. It's like looking at pre-teens for her. Except maybe not anymore. Her son is now a man... ]

So what's different this time... the camera angle?!

I suppose so!

[ Why is she still shouting? ]

[ new in 1495: everyone yelling ]

I'll just take a better one, will that help?!

[ They're the worst neighbors. ]

No! That doesn't change the fact that they... [ This is really hard to phrase without it getting weird. That they don't fit you!

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