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 HOT OR NOT
Or, alternatively, the Voice Opinions About Your Friends Meme

SIMPLE MEME HERE
→ Tag this meme, and with a few pictures of your fine self ( if you so please )
→ Your friends/strangers will rate you hot/cute/attractive/something good- or not! I am not responsible for any friendships destroyed due to misplaced vanity. 
→ Additional fun: You may also express an opinion about your friend/stranger that you haven't expressed before, anonymously or not! 
→ Only one rule: You must be completely honest at all times!
→ Have fun!
→ don't tell adstring i stole this from them

Comments

[axecellent]

You know, if you keep touching your hair so much like that, it'll get greasy!

[jinpachi]

My hair doesn't get greasy!

[ yes it does ]

[axecellent]

So you only touch it when you're getting pictures taken? That's weird, but I get it. I have nervous tics, too. Do you need any tips on avoiding performance anxiety?

[ What's happening. ]

[jinpachi]

What??? I touch it whenever I want to, and I don't have performance anxiety!!!

[ oh ]

And I don't have any nervous tics because I don't get nervous!

[axecellent]

You sound awfully nervous right now, kid. You gotta try to take a deep breath and talk neutral. Calm and disinterested, when you lie!

[ FISTPUMP!!! ]

Alright, that's it! I'll train you. Don't worry, you'll stop using clarifying shampoo soon enough!

[jinpachi]

I'm not nervous and I'm not lying!!! I don't need whatever training you're thinking of, I have more confidence and nicer hair than anyone I know!

[axecellent]

That's the exact thing someone without all those things would say! It's alright, you can be honest with me! Think of me as your sponsor!

[jinpachi]

It's also the exact thing someone WITH them who was already being honest would say!!

[axecellent]

Nah, it's how you say it! Careful, you'll burst a blood vessel in your eye!

[jinpachi]

I'M SAYING IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE THROWING STUPID ACCUSATIONS AT ME AND IT'S FRUSTRATING!!!

[axecellent]

Hey, hey! Calm down! It's alright, I won't mention your anxiety or greasy hair again!

[jinpachi]

I DON'T-- UGH!!!!!!!!

[ HANGS UP!! ]

[axecellent]

[ It's okay, he'll be here when you want to talk!! ]