i came out to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now

[ciao]

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Snow White | Dictatorial Grimoire

[princessdude]

A

[There was a pile of glasses by Snow White's feet, all deemed to unflattering for his beautiful face. Nothing that reduced his beauty with more the 25 percent could be allowed to stay on his face. Picking up yet another pair and putting them on, Snow White looked at his reflection.]

HIDEOUS!

[The glasses got ripped off and thrown away. With how unflattering they were they only deserved to break.]

B

[There is nothing weird with a random guy watching his reflection in about any reflective surface he could find right?

Well Snow White sure didn't think that. Could have to do with it being him doing it. Someone as beautiful as himself sure deserved to see his beautiful face. Especially now when he had snatched himself a new pair of glasses.]

b

[akazukinotoko]

[ Don't use the shop windows as mirrors.... It looks a bit peculiar seeing it from the other side of the glass. Sure, Red Riding Hood knows what kind of person Snow White is, so it's not that weird.

Since he was almost finished inside the store, he cashed out, and left, a bag of groceries in hand. ]

Snow White?

[princessdude]

[Don't tell him what he can and can't do. The shop windows just so happened to work very well as a makeshift mirror at the moment. Way better then anything else in the area.

Being way to taken in by his own perfect face, (the beauty a bit toned down due to the glasses of course), Snow White hadn't noticed Red Riding Hood on the other side of the glass. So when a familiar voice called out to him he looked a bit surprised for a short second.]

Red. You are here as well?

[akazukinotoko]

[ He didn't. He knows it'd be useless either way.

Red nods once, as an answer to the question. ]

I didn't expect to see you here.

[princessdude]

I had no intention to come here.

[This far the place seemed rather dull. Someone with his looks should be somewhere where he got more appreciated.]

[akazukinotoko]

Neither did I.

[ There might be something Snow could do. Working with his looks as a main point, that is. Apparently there's a strip club. He's not going to suggest it, though. The princess had to figure out that on his own. ]

You'll manage.

[princessdude]

[Red better not bring up that as a suggestion for his own sake. Even if he would be the most beautiful striper in the whole place. If anything he should work with fashion.]

Of course I will manage. I used to live on my own.

[akazukinotoko]

[ He knows that. He knows many more than his own story, has taken part in more than one that he has been mentioned to. He doesn't mention those times, though. Only when it's absolutely necessary, like the time with Cinderella.

He knows Snow White's, too. ]

You're not alone any more.

[princessdude]

I know that. It is kind of hard to miss.

[He hid the tingle of happiness of being told that he wasn't alone behind a tone of irritation. No way that he could let it show that he actually liked being told that. He had an image to keep up and it had nothing to do with any softness.]

[akazukinotoko]

[ Even if he didn't show it, Red can tell. He's one of the Märchen demons that had been the oldest when turning, at least among their group, and he was not forever stuck as a child or teenager, like Hansel and Gretel, or Snow White.

But, he doesn't comment on the feigned irritation. Not when it would just upset Snow White. Instead, he smiles, just slightly. ]

It's nice when it's lively.

[princessdude]

[There was nothing childish or immature about the way he acted at all. How rude to even think that. Red should be glad that he couldn't read minds.]

Hmpt. They are noisy and don't know how to respect true beauty.

[Yeah he would go on pretending like he didn't cared about them and wouldn't help if another of the group got kidnapped.]

[akazukinotoko]

[ Yes, he should be. But one of the reasons he enjoyed spending time around Snow White was actually because he was sort of immature. ]

I don't think you mind as much as you say.

[princessdude]

What do you know about that, huh?

[Best way to hide his embarrassment of being caught was behind a pile of annoyance and irritation. At least he could fake things really well.]

[akazukinotoko]

I've known you long enough to know.

[ The signs were everywhere, and if you knew where to look, reading Snow White was easy. ]

[princessdude]

Stop acting all old and wise.

[He was the older one here. Okay he was forever a teenager and Red actually had passed into adulthood before he became a demon. But detail! He was still the oldest of them.]

[akazukinotoko]

I'm not.

[ Age of mind did matter, but red didn't need to upset Snow more than he had to. ]

[princessdude]

Yes you are. There is no way for you to know what I think unless you have developed the ability to read minds.

[Snow White sure hoped that Red hadn't done that. Any and everything going on in his mind was highly private. No snooping.]

[akazukinotoko]

You can just be a little predictable.

[ Though that might not be the best thing to say. But it is the truth, at least to Red. ]

[princessdude]

[His eyes narrowed dangerously at that comment. Really not the best thing to say to him.]

I am not predictable.

[akazukinotoko]

[ A short few moments of silence, but that's nothing unnatural with him. ]

Of course not.